It’s been a bit since there’s been a post of medical silliness so today’s the day-
While sitting down, lift your right foot off of the floor and use it to draw clockwise circles.
Continue to draw the circles with your right foot while at the same time drawing the number 6 in the air with your right hand.
Can you do it without your foot changing directions?
Bet you can’t!
Let us know in the comments section!
I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life’s sensational pleasures. ~Robert Benchley, “Hiccoughing Makes Us Fat,” No Poems: or around the world backwards and sideways, 1932
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~Doug Larson
Read on the net:
Person 1 wrote: Uretha Franklin
Person 2 responds: It’s actually spelled Aretha. They sound the same but there’s a vas deferens.
Did you know that this month has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays? This only happens every 823 years. More Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays for acupuncture!
Last week a friend shared a greeting card she found. The card held a political message but no matter what your opinion about the possible changes in health care, this is just funny!
The New Unabridged Medical Dictionary
Barium- What you do when the patient dies
Urine- The opposite of “You’re out!”
Cauterize- Made eye contact with her
D&C- Where Washington is
Ova- Finished; done with
Sperm- To reject, look away from
Dilate- To live a long time
Enema- Opposite of a friend
Node- Was aware of
White count- The number of Caucasians
Hernia- Pertaining to a female’s knee
Fibrillate- To tell a small lie
Bunion- Paul’s surname
Genital- Non-Jewish
Sacrum- Holy
Paradox- Two doctors
Constipation- Endangered feces
Penis- Someone who plays the piano
Humerus- To tell us what we want to hear
Intestine- Currently taking an exam
Coronary- Domesticated yellow bird
Outpatient- A person who has fainted
Pap smear- To slander your father
Pelvis- The evil twin of Elvis
Rectum- Dang near killed him
Seizure- Roman emperor
Cat scan- When the Secret Service looks for Socks
Hmmmmm. Maybe more about the health benefits of coffee later-
